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England selectors take novel approach of selecting 12 fit players for 2nd test
It looks like England might actually have a chance in this second test, given the fact that the England selectors have a cunning plan. Reminiscent of something that General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett would have drafted up to catch the villainous Hun completely by surprise, they’ve managed to manifest the quite frankly ridiculous strategy of picking …
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Money, money, money
It is said that money is what makes the world go round. It is certainly the grease that keeps the transfer merry-go-round turning and wow, how well lubricated that is at the moment. I love watching top quality football with the best players in the world and having the opportunity to do so from my …
Ashes to Ashes
It’s the first of August and the Ashes are here. As I write this, Australia are 37-3 after 17 overs. Warner (2), Bancroft (8) and Khawaja (13) have all walked back to the Edgbaston pavilion to the delight of the raucous England crowd. What a start that is for England having lost the toss and …
What is the point of Ozil? (Rebuttal)
Me and Josh have always disagreed about Ozil. I think Ozil is one of the most visionary footballers on the planet and Josh wrongly thinks that he is a waste of space. I agree that he has been a bit useless at Arsenal in recent times but who hasn’t? Aubamayeng and Lacazette excepted. Now back …
What is the point of Ozil?
There is none.
Maguire to Man Utd?
I went to London last week, and had to pay £12 for two pints. Shocking, right? Well, that only just trumps some of the prices being quoted for Harry Maguire and his potential move to Man Utd. £80m?!?! Ridiculous. How on earth is he worth that much? That would circa 80m x Greggs sausage rolls, …
Robert Earnshaw
Ugly isn’t he?
Cricket, eh?
I mean, wow.
Welcome!
…and three married sports fans thought “our talents are wasted on wives, families and work; let’s commit our heart and soul to something worthwhile.” — Oscar Wilde. And thus, ‘”I’m Sportacus”/”Oneintwentynine” was created. Just like that. Boom, done. Easy. We’re off to sort out ISIS next. This is a website designed to be a safe …
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