Welcome!

…and three married sports fans thought “our talents are wasted on wives, families and work; let’s commit our heart and soul to something worthwhile.”

— Oscar Wilde.

And thus, ‘”I’m Sportacus”/”Oneintwentynine” was created. Just like that. Boom, done. Easy. We’re off to sort out ISIS next.

This is a website designed to be a safe haven for our thoughts on football, cricket, and <insert additional sports types here>, that we love and enjoy. We want to talk about them. Hell, sometimes we want to write about them. And we figure we’ll do just that.

So sit down, shut up, and strap yourselves in for some epic/naff commentary on key sporting events, ground-breaking gossip and intuitive digestive chat. Think Alan Hansen on LSD.

We consist of the musings of Tom ‘9 out of 10’ Flynn, Ben ‘1 in 29’ Wheatland, and Josh ‘Error’ Staniforth. Stats refer to shots to goal ratio from 10-15 years ago. BECAUSE STATISTICS DON’T TELL THE WHOLE STORY. #SPORT #SPORT? #SPORT.

THE TOP 5 NICHOLAS BENDTNAR GOALS:

Nicholas Bendtnar hasn’t scored any good goals.