I went to London last week, and had to pay £12 for two pints. Shocking, right? Well, that only just trumps some of the prices being quoted for Harry Maguire and his potential move to Man Utd.
£80m?!?! Ridiculous. How on earth is he worth that much? That would circa 80m x Greggs sausage rolls, or 61m chicken bakes. No one is worth that.
Plus, if he goes for 80m, that means LCFC are likely to buy Lewis Dunk for £40m.
£40m? Really?! That’s more than the entire first team of Leicester’s Premier League winning squad. £5m more than Ngolo ‘50% of the world is covered by water, the other 50% is covered by’ Kante.
I’ll believe that once Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister HA POLITICAL SATIRE
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